A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.  The wife said, "you should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to have wait as long to get our coffee."  The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I just can't wait for my coffee."  The wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."  Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."  So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'.